Even when it leads you off the well-worn path...

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

1 month ago with 185,879 notes — via obamainstripes, © dajo42
#lol


yumeharanozomi:

the world's ten happiest countries
2 months ago with 33,407 notes — via yumeharanozomi


mexicanthighs:

mine is hitting me hella hard :/

3 months ago with 269,126 notes — via jamiemacdonalds, © optimisticsigh


staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.

President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

3 months ago with 98,335 notes — via obamafamily, © ambear.co


3 months ago with 27 notes — via findthefunny, © carrie-stewbert


"Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book."

Cicero, circa 43 BC (via amandaonwriting)

Recency illusion is the belief or impression that something is of recent origin when it is in fact long-established.”

(via cimness)

i love pulling out ancient quotes like this whenever someone starts complaining about This Generation and how we’re ruining the world

(via transnatsume)

4 months ago with 75,285 notes — via jamiemacdonalds, © amandaonwriting




tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

4 months ago with 35,586 notes — via enchantedbyhiddles, © tomw91


"

“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

"


figgypuss:

should someone tell him or?

4 months ago with 49,805 notes — via barelyfunctioningangel, © bricesander


hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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4 months ago with 235,406 notes — via firstfairytale, © copperbooms


pjayk:

Fucking map

4 months ago with 148,090 notes — via fictionalheroine, © theantigovernor


yveinthesky:

So wird’s gewesen sein.

yveinthesky:

So wird’s gewesen sein.

4 months ago with 566 notes — via enchantedbyhiddles, © yveinthesky


4 months ago with 86,860 notes — via obamainstripes, © samanthapanther


The Jon Stewart Show, 1995 (x)

5 months ago with 1,015 notes — via sassafrasmyass, © katarns