Even when it leads you off the well-worn path...

We’re going to think outside the box a little bit here. I’m going to pick some random letters from this bag of Scrabble tiles. Let fate choose a name for us.

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How the world sees America.

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"I’m always willing to work with anyone, Democrat or Republican, to get things done." —President Obama at NorthwesternU on working with Congress to expand opportunity for more middle-class families

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whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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the world's ten happiest countries
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mine is hitting me hella hard :/

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David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 


David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.

President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

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"Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book."

Cicero, circa 43 BC (via amandaonwriting)

Recency illusion is the belief or impression that something is of recent origin when it is in fact long-established.”

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i love pulling out ancient quotes like this whenever someone starts complaining about This Generation and how we’re ruining the world

(via transnatsume)

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german proverbs translated word for word.


german proverbs translated word for word.

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“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”



should someone tell him or?

5 months ago with 50,156 notes — via barelyfunctioningangel, © bricesander



go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible


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