Even when it leads you off the well-worn path...

yumeharanozomi:

the world's ten happiest countries
4 days ago with 31,977 notes — via yumeharanozomi


mexicanthighs:

mine is hitting me hella hard :/

1 month ago with 248,589 notes — via jamiemacdonalds, © optimisticsigh


staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.

President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

1 month ago with 80,046 notes — via obamafamily, © ambear.co


1 month ago with 27 notes — via findthefunny, © carrie-stewbert


"Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book."

Cicero, circa 43 BC (via amandaonwriting)

Recency illusion is the belief or impression that something is of recent origin when it is in fact long-established.”

(via cimness)

i love pulling out ancient quotes like this whenever someone starts complaining about This Generation and how we’re ruining the world

(via transnatsume)

2 months ago with 74,457 notes — via jamiemacdonalds, © amandaonwriting




tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

2 months ago with 34,679 notes — via enchantedbyhiddles, © tomw91


"

“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

"


figgypuss:

should someone tell him or?

2 months ago with 49,708 notes — via barelyfunctioningangel, © bricesander


hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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2 months ago with 216,276 notes — via firstfairytale, © copperbooms


pjayk:

Fucking map

2 months ago with 116,875 notes — via fictionalheroine, © theantigovernor


yveinthesky:

So wird’s gewesen sein.

yveinthesky:

So wird’s gewesen sein.

2 months ago with 544 notes — via enchantedbyhiddles, © yveinthesky


2 months ago with 86,503 notes — via obamainstripes, © samanthapanther


The Jon Stewart Show, 1995 (x)

3 months ago with 1,015 notes — via sassafrasmyass, © katarns


legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

3 months ago with 336,986 notes — via theverysecretdiary, © legfruit